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How are you my friend?

commas are a myth

I am quite well.

Yale is mostly good, except when you want to go to the library and get angry at math for being hard, there are always people outside taking pictures of themselves with the building as if it's some social media prop and not a real place where people are really trying to do stuff, I mean for Christ's sake, go away!

Please take this into account if you're thinking of applying here.

You can email me if you want.

I write a blog. It's very good.

Also, I write some things for campus publications; both the Yale Daily News and the Buckley Beacon.